The Crisis in Zimbabwe

An Aussie doctor: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A British doctor: That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Canadian doctor: In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

A  Zimbabwean doctor: You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain – made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.